The CNHA supports several programs on Chincoteague National Wildlife Refuge that have been established for the benefit of younger visitors. What a wonderful way to learn about wildlife and habitat while having fun outdoors!! In addition to these outstanding local programs for youth, the U. S. Fish and Wildlife Service has some excellent suggestions for outdoor adventures on their web page "Let's Go Outside". Click on the program names below for more information.
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Try some of these jokes out on Mom and Dad and listen to them groan when you tell them the answers!!
Q: Why did the Delmarva Fox Squirrel cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
Daughter: Can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mom: No! You'll have turkey, just like everyone else!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: They never learned the words!
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't! You get down off a duck!
Q: What does a duck like to eat with soup?
A: Some quackers!
Q: Why did the owl say, "Chirp, Chirp"?
A: Because she didn't give a hoot!
Q: What is a baby seagull after it is six days old?
A: Seven days old!
Q: Why does a Canada Goose sometimes stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted that leg, he would fall down!
Q: Which side of a wood duck has the prettiest feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: It's too far to walk and they don't know how to drive!
Q: Why do seagulls live near the ocean?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels!
Q: What did the duck say when she finished shopping?
A: Put it on my bill!
Girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck"?
Lady: Because he thinks he's a chicken.
Girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Lady: Because we need the eggs!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot!
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